It’s Grammy time, everyone! It is the case that I, your humble blogger, have no idea what’s going on in the awards-show space these days. It’s clear that something is changing1, and somehow that thing is never “don’t have an awards show”, for a number of structural reasons (i.e. there’s a lot of money tied up in this stuff still, somehow, and is therefore difficult to jettison), and so here we have an example of an awards show doing, well, nothing. Or rather, nothing that seems inappropriate2.
1 I mean this more basically than it might seem. For my entire adult life, the television industry has been in some form or another of free fall, it’s just that I think awards shows are one of the most interesting protuberances on the malignancy that is television, and started writing about them here, in part, because of their obvious inappropriateness for the way that anyone consumes television. This matters somewhat less in the case of the Grammys, an award show specifically about music, but it matters to the telecast, which is why it’s in a footnote and not in the main body. You’re welcome.
2 again, in the television sense. We’re like, two years out from the last major aftershocks of the Grammy’s recent history of being the worst. As an awards-granting body, I’ve seen nothing to instill anything like confidence. As a television-producing body, they seem to be doing things that make sense.
There have, of course, been changes. There’s always rule changes. Five years ago they opened up the Big Four categories to ten nominees each, this year they’re back down to eight. They’ve drastically changed the way that the categories are laid out, reducing the number of fields to 123, while also adding three categories4. The idea here is that votes are assigned across the field, and that fields that only had a few categories might not permit any given Grammy voter to use their entire ten votes, which seems fair5. They’ve also added the non-classical producer and songwriter credits into the general field which, again, seems to make sense because most of the music under consideration requires a producer and a songwriter to, you know, exist. They established a minimum level of involvement for album of the year, and they established a rule about AI.
3 well, to eleven and the General Field, a way they’re pretty insistent about putting it over at Grammyville, but that is, in fact, 12.
4 bringing us up to an eye-watering 94
5 I think, however, that it leads to some stuff where people have a few more nominations in them than they did in other fields, and we get a bit of diffusion, which I think is most apparent in the number of categories that SZA, specifically, appears in. This is not the same as saying it’s underserved, just that it seems easy to notice in light of this specific change.
They did also take advantage, at least in this one case, of their native strengths: they’re a Major Award and they appeal largely to old people, so they’re going to have performances from Billy Joel and Joni Mitchell, the latter of which seems almost impossibly difficult to fathom only a few years ago. Plus U2 from The Sphere. You can already smell the spherecitement.
Still and all, Trevor Noah is hosting! Jon Bon Jovi will be declared a person by MusiCares (but possibly only for this year)! Donna Summer, Gladys Knight, Laurie Anderson NWA Tammy Wynette and The Clark Sisters will all be declared as having achieved a lifetime! Mariah Carey and Lenny Kravitz will be recognized as having impacted the globe! Let’s have an awards show!
Best Music Film
I like Brett Morgen’s thing more than almost anyone else currently working in the music-documentary space, and I watch a lot of them. Oh, and this was affected by a change to the rules that remove a previous requirement that the film in question had to be 51% performance.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Brett Morgen, David Bowie: Moonage Daydream
Best Music Video
Gosh, it’s always weird to consider music videos on their musical merits. Or whatever merits there are to give one a Grammy.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Kendrick Lamar, “Count Me Out”
Best Song Written for Visual Media
I think that “I’m Just Ken” deserves this, and I really mean that.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Mark Ronson & Andrew Wyatt, “I’m Just Ken” (from Barbie)
Best Score Soundtrack Album for Visual Media
Hey do we need to nominate John Williams for two more Grammys for doing the same thing he always does, every single time? Like, is that a thing we need to do for John Williams? I’m willing to argue: it is not.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Ludwig Goransson, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media
There are many things about Barbie that I’m not looking forward to having to have an opinion about, but the soundtrack is pretty great.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Barbie
Best Comedy Album
You sort of have to hope that the host is going to win here, right? I would feel pretty bad if he didn’t. Maybe it’s happened before.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Trevor Noah, I Wish You Would
Best Folk Album
There are, in fact, seven albums here. I assume this is because of a tie, but I also can’t find anywhere that officially confirms it, so maybe there’s just some general folk-happy folks that can’t stand to cut everyone. What I will say is that five of these are legitimately just as good as each other6, the Nickel Creek album was extra-great, and the Joni Mitchell thing, while not my cup of tea as such, is a downright impressive thing that it’s hard to be a jerk about.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Joni Mitchell, Joni Mitchell at Newport
6 that is to say: below replacement level. It’s a very sick burn, I assure you.
Best Contemporary Blues Album
You know, I usually skip this category but, as noted below, I skipped a lot more categories than I usually do7, so why not check back in on the blues and see if there’s anything that I can get into in this, the year of our lord 2024, my fortieth year. Jesse Dayton has played guitar for much cooler folks than Samantha Fish, that’s a bummer. Also a bummer: almost everything else here. Luckily, there’s Bettye Lavette.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Bettye LaVette, LaVette!
7 the reason is merely because in order to write about categories I don’t spend time considering, I have to do a lot of research, and a lot of listening, and I don’t always have time for it. It means that a lot of the categories that I skip are categories that don’t get a lot of coverage anyway, which is a real bummer, but is also how it’s going this year. Sigh.
Best Traditional Blues Album
Man, I was hoping this one would turn out better. I usually think of “traditional” blues as being the kind of blues I like8. This year, however, the Grammy voters did not shuffle that into the cards. Blucky.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Eric Bibb who, actually, is not blucky. That wasn’t fair what i said about him a second ago. I take it back. Just for Eric Bibb, though.
8 this is a brain disease that also poisons my coverage of reggae, and it’s the way most people feel about country music and (increasingly) rock: my opinion about the blues (and reggae) is that the older it is, the better, and that the more people muck around trying to make us believe they’re old-timey, it’s never going to have worked. Anyway, I’ve more to say about that, but this isn’t really the place for it.
Best Bluegrass Album
I’m often accused of contrarianism9, and I don’t think I’ve ever made an opinion in negation to someone else’s specifically, but it pleases me when my opinion is difficult to square with the consensus, and so I will say: I very much like this Mighty Poplar record. I like it more than Billy Strings and I like it (barely) more than Molly Tuttle. So there. It’s the Watchhouse guy and a punch brother! Among other things!
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Mighty Poplar, Mighty Poplar
9 at this point it’s probably more accurate to say that I have been accused: very few accusations actually come my way these days
Best Americana Album
All of these albums are worth hearing, but the problem with Jason Isbell is that when’s actually operating at full-strength, nobody else has much of a chance. Alack.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Jason Isbell, Weathervanes
Best American Roots Song
All that stuff is still true down here, also.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Jason Isbell, “Cast Iron Skillet” (Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit)
Best Americana Performance
Boy howdy I would like to say it’s Tyler Childers, I really honestly would. Maybe next time.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit, “King of Oklahoma”
Best American Roots Performance
I’m just going to say that I feel like an absolute ghoul because when I saw the Blind Boys of Alabama here my first thought was “can any of them still be alive?” And my subsequent thought was about some sort of blind gospel boy farm system, and basically I am the worst monster to ever live.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Rhiannon Giddens, “You Louisiana Man”
Best Country Album
Oh it’s still Zach Bryan, thank you for asking
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Zach Bryan, Zach Bryan
Best Country Song
I mean, this category goes to “whatever Kacey Musgraves is doing” regularly enough that that alone would have gotten it here but, luckily, “I Remember Everything” deserves it for a bunch of other reasons as well.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Zach Bryan & Kacey Musgraves, “I Remember Everything” (Zach Bryan)
Best Country Group/Duo Performance
And then down here they also do me the favor of taking advantage of the “Duo” in this category2 in such a way that continues to make my job easier.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Zach Bryan, “I Remember Everything” (f Kacey Musgraves)
10 which I believe I have whinged about before, in fact
Best Country Solo Performance
On the one hand, I do genuinely like the Luke Combs cover of “Fast Car”, but ultimately not as much as Tyler Childers generally and, in this category, also specifically.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Tyler Childers, “In Your Love”
Best Alternative Jazz Album
This is a new category, about which I am very happy! It is a fact, inarguable, there are two of the ONAT top albums of 2023 in this category. I cannot deny it. Whether this means I should continue to be happy that someone at the Grammys is paying attention to something that doesn’t suck, or that I’m just becoming somehow even more uncool, I leave up to the reader to decide.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Arooj Aftab, Vijay Iyer and Shahzad Ismaily, Love in Exile, aka the 60th best album of last year. Meshell Ndegeocello’s excellent The Omnichord Realbook was 64th. It’s math, really.
Best Rap Album
This is where we find Drake either giving up or not giving up his Grammys boycott, since anyone of, like, six thousand people could have put the record (including his direct, above-the-title collaborator, 21 Savage) up for consideration. I suppose if he’d felt something about it, he would’ve said something. And, also, it’s not the rightful winner anyway.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Killer Mike, Michael
Best Rap Song
See what I mean? Look how many people are credited as songwriters on “Rich Flex”. The whole damn album is like that! It’s true that this isn’t surprising, all I’m saying is: there’s a lot of people who could have put this up, and it probably doesn’t say anything about Drake. Also that it’s always funny to count songwriters on big radio-pushed pop records.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Andre Benjamin, Paul Beauregard, James Blake, Michael Render, Tim Moore & Dion Wilson, “Scientists & Engineers” (Killer Mike)
Best Melodic Rap Performance
This category is still very bad! All rapping is melodic! The human voice is tonal! Music is music! What the fuck is wrong with everyone always!
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: SZA, “Low”
Best Rap Performance
While it’s still “Scientists & Engineers,” I must also say that I like what Black Thought has been doing lately, and it’s a viable contender. Also I am old.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Killer Mike, “Scientists and Engineers” (f Andre 3000, Future and Eryn Allen Kane)
Best R&B Album
[In which the writer struggles to say anything at all, because there is, simply put, nothing nice to say here]
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Summer Walker, Clear 2: Soft Life, which is definitely an album of music that was released, and about which I find it difficult to say more.
Best Progressive R&B Album
The song categories, below, are about to get real brutal11, so let’s just take a moment to be awash in the soothing glow of there being like, three good records in this category. Aaaaaah. So soothing.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: oh gosh it’s SZA and SOS, but like, Terrace Martin! Janelle Monae! Such relative quality!
11 except for SZA, again, see below, and actually Robert Glasper, who didn’t make as good a showing as SZA, but whom I do like
Best R&B Song
There are, in fact, going to be three different SZA songs in a row declared the rightful winner in three different categories. I mention it not as a warning, but merely to note that the actual best of these songs is “Love Language,” but that’s only nominated in performance, so pretend it’s here instead of “Snooze.” Which could, in fact, come to think of it, be nominated in performance, and then everything would be right. We’d just have to solve the traditional vs. non-traditional thing.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Kenny B. Edmonds, Blair Ferguson, Khris Riddick-Tynes, Solána Rowe & Leon Thomas, “Snooze” (SZA)
Best Traditional R&B Performance
Babyface is not a rightful winner here, to be sure, I just feel like he’s going to be in this category until I’m a hundred.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: SZA, “Love Language”
Best R&B Performance
I’m not sure how “Kill Bill” is less “traditional” than “Love Language”, but it sure does make my job easier.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: SZA, “Kill Bill”
Best Alternative Music Album
Look, jokes about the usefulness of the term “alternative” in meaningfully describing a type of music are as old about the use of “alternative” to describe a type of music, so moving past that, I must still ask: even in an ideal case12, if all of the things in one category are, if not actually present in other categories, then other releases by artists that have been present in other categories13, why do you need this one?
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: PJ Harvey, for the admirably-weird I Inside the Old Year Dying
12 that is, one in which the word used to describe the class of music made by these acts was sensible and led one to a reasonable conclusion about the sound of the bands
13 meaning PJ Harvey and The Gorillaz who, in more famous times, have each been nominated in a bunch of categories over the years.
Best Alternative Music Performance
I worry that I’m not properly communicating my lukewarm feelings about Boygenius here.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Boygenius, “Cool About It”
Best Rock Album
I want there to be a better reason to like one of these than “the Foo Fighters are great generally and I like to giggle when Pat Smear wins Grammys, a thing that happens more than anyone would have thought in, say, 1981”.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Foo Fighters, But Here We Are
Best Rock Song
It’s just that I’ve seen The Decline of Western Civilization Part I like, seven thousand times, and thus it’ll always (even after a couple decades of it happening) make me laugh when Pat Smear wins a Grammy. Well done, Pat.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Dave Grohl, Rami Jaffee, Nate Mendel, Chris Shifflett & Pat Smear, “Rescued” (The Foo Fighters)
Best Metal Performance
This basically makes up for the rest of these seeming so reasonable. Disturbed?! The fuck?! It would be much less noticeable if I weren’t the only person that can’t seem to get behind Ghost’s thing14. I mean, I can absolutely get behind Slipknot’s thing15, and that’s also dumb but, like, it seems like a more fun, more-engaged kind of dumb.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Slipknot, “Hive Mind” (look, it is very, very dumb. There’s no getting around that point)
14 is the point that it’s stupid and that the music sounds bad? That can’t be the point, right? Is it the point?
15 which would seem superficially similar to what Ghost is doing but 1) Slipknot isn’t self-aware and they aren’t doing it ironically, or as a weird Godardian distancing technique, or whatever dumbshit thing Ghost are doing and 2) their music doesn’t always sound like garbage. I mean, it’s sounded like garbage for the last few records, but they used to be a good band. I’ve been driving through Iowa a lot lately. I make no apologies for my stance.
Best Rock Performance
Hey look! Everyone in the rock performance category is an actual rock band! This puts them very far ahead of any genre that isn’t explicitly Pop or Rap16. Excellent news.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Boygenius, “Not Strong Enough”
16 the latter seemingly only because it’s an indisputable mode of presentation. Come to think of it, there’s probably a pretty clean line in the instrumental categories for the same reason
Best Dance/Electronic Album
I have only ever liked The Chemical Brothers and James Blake among this set of people, and I like The Chemical Brothers’ recent work more than James Blake. Were that they were all so straightforward. Also, dear god I am old.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: The Chemical Brothers, For That Beautiful Feeling
Best Pop Dance Recording
This is another of our new categories, here because they were shutting “real” dance music folks out with all those pop stars. Truly, every generation gets an authenticity debate that they deserve. And then we all get the rest of them, also, because everything is terrible forever.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Calvin Harris & Ellie Goulding, “Miracle”
Best Dance/Electronic Recording
On the one hand, it seems like Fred Again is the only person that got nominated in this category that debuted in the last, like, decade. On the other hand, ew.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Aphex Twin, “Blackbox Life Recorder 21F”
Best Pop Vocal Album
Once again, I am sad that we could live in a world where there was a “best pop instrumental” category of any description at all, and instead we do not. Because this world is crap.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Olivia Rodrigo, Guts
Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Look, it’s going to be “Ghost in the Machine” because of course it is, but just imagine for a moment a version of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” that is a duet between Miley Cyrus and Brandi Carlile, because that’s what I thought of in the moment between when I read the name of their duet and remembered what song that was.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: SZA, “Ghost in the Machine” (f Phoebe Bridgers)
Best Pop Solo Performance
Mostly these are about as fine as they can be. I’m not sure I would have guess that all five of these women made songs that were nominated here that are all basically the exact-same level of “fine”17. That’s some kind of achievement, certainly.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Taylor Swift, “Anti-Hero”
17 which is to say that it’s a pretty boring Taylor Swift song, and an above-average Billie Eilish song, with everything else basically hanging in between the two.
Songwriter of the Year, Non-Classical
I do want to point out that one of the people in this category is here, in part, because of her work with HARDY, and that is very bad, and I do not like it. I don’t get a lot of opportunity to vent my frustration that we have HARDY walking around, and may this be the least, but jesus, that is some god-awful music right there. Anyway, it was never going to have been her anyway, which is a matter of some comfort, I suppose.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Justin Tranter
Producer of the Year, Non-Classical
I think the Olivia Rodrigo/Caroline Polachek dude did a great job, just not as good a job as Metro Boomin who, for all this particular record was overblown and dumb, did a good job producing it18, and that is, after all, what this award is for. He’d absolutely lose an award for editing, tho.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Metro Boomin’
18 such a good job, in fact, that there’s like thirty more minutes of it than there needs to be!
Best New Artist
So this is the first time that I’ve had to consider this category since I started my most-recent Considered Listen and, honestly, I’m due to wrap it up in a few months, so this’ll be the only one. I think The War and Treaty, Noah Kahan and Ice Spice all make fine music. I think given the way that the Grammys give these things out it will be The War and Treaty, which is fine, because they are good, and also because they appear on Zach Bryan.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: The War and Treaty
Song of the Year
Would I like this Lana Del Rey song more if it was called “Amburgers and Wootbeer”? Maybe! Who can say! Anyway, I’m always happy for Dan Wilson to win these things, so he’s in.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Jon Batiste & Dan Wilson, “Butterfly” (Jon Batiste)
Album of the Year
Most of these are fine, such as they are, but I really think Janelle Monae is alone in doing something that actually feels album-ish, at least musically speaking. That’s enough to put it over because, especially here at the end of the whole thing, we’re consuming some pretty thin gruel.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Janelle Monae, The Age of Pleasure
Record of the Year
You know, I’m still not Mr. Boygenius, and I don’t think I could rightly even claim to be a casual fan as such, but I do like “Not Strong Enough” well enough, and I think it’s probably the right call here.
THE RIGHTFUL WINNER: Boygenius, “Not Strong Enough”
THE CATEGORIES I SKIPPED (I skipped an above-average number of categories this year, because things are significantly more busy than they sometimes are): Best Contemporary Classical Composition; Best Classical Compendium; Best Classical Vocal Solo; Best Classical Instrumental Solo; Best Chamber Music/Small Ensemble Performance; Best Choral Performance; Best Opera Recording; Best Orchestral Performance; Best Arrangement, Instrumental and Vocals; Best Arrangement, Instrumental or A Cappella; Best Engineered Album, Non-Classical; Best Engineered Album, Classical (although I feel I do want to point out that without a hyphen after best, as is the Grammy’s custom, this actually should just parse as “best album that is engineered,” which is every album. If you read this joke, congratulations!); Best Instrumental Composition; Best Immersive Audio Album; Best Remixed Recording, Non-Classical; Producer of the Year, Classical; Best Boxed or Special Limited Edition Package; Best Recording Package; Best Album Notes; Best Historical Album; Best Score Soundtrack for Video Games and Other Interactive Media; Best Audio Book, Narration & Storytelling Recording; Best Children’s Album; Best New Age, Ambient Or Chant Album; Best Reggae Album; Best Global Music Album (still among my very least favorite categories in all of music-awards-dom!); Best African Music Performance; Best Global Music Performance; Best Tropical Latin Album; Best Música Mexicana Album (including Tejano); Best Latin Rock or Alternative Album; Best Música Urbana Album; Best Regional Roots Music Album; Best Roots Gospel Album; Best Contemporary Christian Music Album; Best Gospel Album; Best Contemporary Christian Music Performance/Song; Best Gospel Performance/Song; Best Musical Theater Album; Best Contemporary Instrumental Album; Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album; Best Latin Jazz Album; Best Large Jazz Ensemble Album; Best Jazz Instrumental Album; Best Jazz Vocal Album; Best Jazz Performance; Best Spoken Word Poetry Album;